Discussing Rahool’s stinginess on Reddit
Twas the reset before RoI (by theForehead666) 'Twas the reset before RoI when all through the tower Not a guardian was stirring, not even ikora Our engrams were sat in our vaults with care Before that dick rahool decrypts them into rares We should be sleeping all tucked up in bed. Instead we're dancing with sparkly heads Our community managers Cosmo and Deej Pray for at least a week of no "Bungie plz!!!" When out in the Tower there was such a clatter Guardians went over to see what was the matter "They all have the same emblem and why are they blue?" DTG was here with the shader "Glowhoo" While on lfg, posts are being made from desperate guardians who want space aids "Screw my edging on all of my ranks The sparkles are amazing! Bungie Thanks!" Even though it's so popular people like to flame go on any forum, you'll see "people still play this game?!1!?" We love this game, even with our gripes But we don't have to time to explain why we are so HYPE! Guardian 1 comment: My favourite part: "Our engrams were sat in our vaults with care, Before that dick rahool decrypts them into rares". Guardian 2 replies: Hahaha... Fake laughs...hiding real pain... Guardian 3 comment: When I first started playing I thought Rahool's dickish-ness was a myth...oh how wrong I was lol. Guardian 4 replies: The worst part is when he says things like, "oh guardian you always pick the most peculiar things". No Rahool, @#$% off!!, I did not "PICK" that blue shitty ass hand cannon or that blue warlock bond you have given me 4 times in a row. Guardian 5 replies: My favorite is the "You don't see many of those anymore". You've given me four of them in the last @#$%ing hour, including one right before this one! Bahahaha....I don't know how many times these exact thoughts have run through my head when decrypting engrams. Admiral out.Browsing Destiny Reddit and was reading this today and thought it was pretty good. The discussion ensuing after was pretty funny and totally relatable. For the full thread click the title below.